Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis??

My son asked for grilled cheese for lunch except he pronounced it "girl cheese"...

Ewwwwwwwwww.......

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Ugh....

I have to go change the sheets on my son's bed.

There are few chores in this house that I dislike more... And that's because he's on the top bunk.

The concept of bunk beds is great, but there really needs to be an easier way to change the sheets.

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Why do people ask me questions they know I don't know the answer to?????

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So, that chore of changing my son's sheets took a ridiculously long time.

5 hours to be precise.

Crazy, right?

Yeah.

I got sick of the fitted sheet having a broken elastic, so being Little Miss Domestic with my sewing abilities, I got this bright idea in my head to fix it.

I have given the husband permission to tell me to shut up and take any sewing supplies necessary away from me should I ever have this idea again.

It took me about an hour and a half to get the broken elastic out.

Another 3 1/2 to put a new elastic in.

Never.  Again.

My fingers are sore.

I somehow put a safety pin THROUGH my skin almost the entire width of my index finger and didn't feel it.

Didn't even know it was there until I tried to move my finger.

I keep saying I should not be allowed to use pins or needles of any kind... I always get them stuck in my skin one way or another.

smh

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Why do I almost always hear I Touch Myself by the Divinyls when I'm in the shower?

Are the radio gods trying to tell me to do something?

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