We were watching Looney Tunes tonight and Bugs Bunny's girlfriend excitedly asked him if they could exchange organs...
I gave the husband a look while trying to hold back a giggle...
All he did was shake his head at me.
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I surprised the family with Dairy Queen tonight.
The husband asked me what kind I had...
I responded "Reese's peni... Reese's Pieces."
I had a little trouble controlling my laughter.
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I just got an answer right on Jeopardy that the husband didn't know!!
Yeah baby!!!
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My baby girl has a cold.
Her nose is so stuffed up, her mouth has been hanging open all day so she can breathe.
Her little nose is red and sore and her lips are wicked chapped.
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Report cards came home today.
I'm mostly satisfied... except the girl got one N (Needs support/Needs improvement) - and not surprisingly in Expresses Ideas Orally.
She also got three D's (Developing)- all in various areas of participation.
Everything else was S's (Successful).
As for the boy, he got all I's(independent) except in the three subcategories under Handwriting...
Those he got D's in.
And that's after he got all I's in handwriting at the end of first quarter.
Maybe my expectations are too high...
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Snots McGee is leaving her damn used tissues all over the house.
GROSS!!
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How can my children make a spotless room look like a tornado hit in the amount of time it takes for me to pee?
It's the only time they move quickly.
The rest of the time I'm pretty sure they would lose a foot race to a three-toed sloth.
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My boy child has incredible posture.
When I was a teenager and working at Burger King, one of the shift supervisors that I had a pretty good relationship with informed me that my posture was so straight even when I walked that it looked like I had a "broomstick up my ass".
He gave me a little bit of a complex. =\
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My husband is doing God knows what on his iPad and laughing...
He has to be taking pictures of himself.
=)
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The girl child is dancing and posing while she brushes her teeth in the full-length mirror on the bathroom door.
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The husband yelled at the cat "Why must you always bite me? Why?"
The girl child said "Because he's a cat and doesn't talk."
lmao
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My boobs seem to have disappeared.
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My favorite radio personality tweeted today that she was let go from the radio station today.
I'm sad.
=(
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The nights I spend on Twitter laughing to the point of tears with other girls just as obsessed with Donnie as I am, are some of the best nights all week long.
♥
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