Potty mouth!!!!

Okay, so it's 4 am.

I have not yet been to bed.

When I finally decided to go to bed, the husband distracted me with NKOTB on the xbox.

Being the easily amused person that I am, I was having fun telling the xbox what to do...

Until I wanted it off.

I didn't want to get up off the couch (because it's 4 am and I'm tired!), so I tried 5 different ways of telling it to shut off.

Nothing happened... So I said "xbox... Go fuck yourself."

Of course I started laughing because in my head I'm thinking "this fucker is going to respond to me and tell me to fuck off."

So while I'm laughing and telling the husband what I was thinking, I got up and out of the corner of my eye see the road in front of our house...

It looked slightly white.

WTF?!

So I looked closer.

The fucking road is covered in fucking white shit!!!!

This is just not okay with me and I let the husband know with a profanity laced mini-rant.

So, now that it's 4:30am and my kids will be up in about 2 hours... And I'm thoroughly pissed off with mother nature, I'm going to bed.